Podcast Volume 562.7 – Radio Nick 999

Sunday 7 February 2010

Hi, I’ve been busy making things again.

Here’s something that I tried out – it’s Radio Nick 999. A pretend radio station to kill some time this morning.  I’m having one of those lazy days, and can’t be bothered to get dressed or really do anything.

(Picture borrowed from somewhere on the Internet)

Radio Nick 999 – a station that doesn’t exist, and never will.  It’s more of a celebration, a celebration of finding a voice, a celebration of another week of life that’s been successful. It’s a musical review of my week.

You can download it for your own private listening pleasure here (if you want to, you don’t have to).

Here’s the story that accompanies it, in the order the songs appear. I’m clever like that :-)

Fantastic Plastic Machine – S’il Vous Plait. I was listening to this whilst skipping along Hove Seafront yesterday afternoon. I decided to go out for a walk in the sunshine and this seemed a great opening song. The sun was out, people were happy and there was a good vibe on the prom. It reminds me of Spaced.

Rocky Horror Picture Show – Sweet Transvestite. I watched it for the first time in years on Friday with Nikki and remembered how cool it is. I’d also got the soundtrack earlier on in the week and started posting lines on my Facebook (I was drunk!). “I’m not much of a man by the light of day but by night I’m one hell of a lover-r-r-r-r”. It’s a brilliant film, and almost as old as I am.

Michal David – Non Stop. Especially for my Slovak friends who go crazy about this song. It’s from the 80’s but still sounds cool. My friend Martina made me a CD with it on and we’ve been listening to it pretty much everyday since. I also call it Track 15 as that’s how it appears on the CD (not that you really needed to know that, but I’m trying to write a bit more about it). It reminds my friends of home.  (Martina did the “Don’t look at me I’m shy” at the start of the song – don’t tell her she’s on it or she’ll kill me!!).

The Real Tuesday Weld – I Love London. I started this week getting trollied in West London. I love London, I love the Tube, I love the buses and the hustle and bustle of it. London is my “get away” place. I think I’m becoming tired of Brighton and Hove, the place seems to be falling apart and nobody seems to care. London, Londinium…

The Who – I’ve Had Enough. I’m sure we’ve all had enough, and that we know people who have also had enough. This is a phrase that’s been used by many people this week. I’ve had enough of idiots, enough of ungrateful people, enough of politics, enough of people trying to run other people’s lives. Simply put, I’ve had enough.

The Cardigans – Sick and Tired. I couldn’t find another song to reflect  the cold I’ve had this week. I was sick, and by the end of the week I was very very tired. I’ve done nothing but sleep, feel tired, sleep again, sleep, sneeze, sniff, feel tired etc. Thank you cold for going away. Please don’t come back again, you’re not welcome in my body anymore.

Lemon Jelly – Staunton Lick. A song dedicated to watching Spaced. I watched it on Friday night, with Nikki and a bottle of wine. We’ve agreed that we are Daisy and Tim (I’m Tim, she’s Daisy – in case you were confused). The song is from the last episode of Series 2. I watched series 2 online yesterday morning whilst waiting for my wine headache to go. We watched it and immediately saw the resemblance between the characters and some of our friends. We just need to get a dog called “Colin”, move in together and we’ll be complete.

Millicent Martin – That Was The Week That Was. Simply because that was the week that was, it’s over, let it go. Plus, it seemed a good song to have at the end.  I also have friends called Steve and Brenda but that’s not them on there. I don’t know why I mentioned it really.


Nick-A-Go-Go

Tuesday 2 February 2010

Hi again, yes you’ve guessed it, a few days after I said that I was going to update this blog on a daily basis, I’ve fallen back into my old ways again and haven’t written anything for a good few days.

Sorry about that.

I must try harder this week.

Anyway, earlier this week, or late last week (I can’t remember which it was – I’ve been in a drunken haze for a few days) I came across a fantastic video on Youtube. I’m addicted to it and can’t stop watching it.

It has girls in it. Not only does it have girls, it has girls dressed in 60’s gear and Go Go dancing. I just have to share it with you. I wish there was more of these girls on Youtube, they are just great! The one in the red “Santa” style dress certainly gets my vote.

If that’s you, my number is 079………..etc

Here’s the video.

Let me know if you enjoy it as much as I do!!

This video inspired me to make something. It’s not very good as I rushed it a bit due to wanting to try on my groovy new shirts and have another shower. I was in London last night, and still feel a bit ropey. There was none of the video going on (sadly) however I did snog a 45 year old woman, who had quite a nice body.  Anyway, let’s not go into that on here :)

I’ve called it Nick-A-Go-Go as a tribute to Go Go dancers everywhere, but especially the girls in the video. They are my idea of heaven, I can even picture them dancing in my flat now! Mmmmmmm.

Nick-A-Go-Go

If you like it, you can download it here (right click, save as, listen etc)

Here’s the tracklist.

1. Max Gregor – Soul House

2. Alan Hawkshaw – The Champ

3. The Chaquito Big Band – The Theme From “They Call Me Mr Tibbs”

4. Brigitte Bardot – Tu Veux, Tu Veux Pas

5. Alan Hawkshaw – Beat Me Til I’m Blue

6. Syd Dale – The Hollywood Scene

7. J Girls – Yellow World

8. Brigitte Bardot – St Tropez

9. Alan Hawkshaw – Dave Allen At Large

10 – Alan Hawkshaw – Hastle

11 – Peter Moore – Eurotrash

12 – Barry Gray – Joe 90 Theme (in memory of the Carnaby Street Go Go Girls)

13. Alan Hawkshaw – Girl In A Sportscar

14. John Gregory – Jet Stream.

Nick Packham voiceover by Jay

Jingles borrowed from a jingle record and PAMS of Dallas.

Oh and before I forget, here are the shirts :-D

 


Can’t Be Bothered

Monday 25 January 2010

Hey, how are you?

Todays post is brought to you in association with the letter L and the number 4. Bet you’re pleased about that aren’t you!

If you are, please let me know. It means nothing to me, I just made it up.

For the last half an hour or so I’ve been sitting in the dark. I couldn’t be bothered to get up and switch the light on but, it got me thinking.

I laid on the sofa and thought “you know, most people write a list of things they need to do – like go shopping, buy some milk, feed the fish” etc. “Hmmmmm” I thought “what can’t I be bothered to do?” and so came the idea for this post.

It’s a list of things I can’t be bothered to do.

Before I start though, I have to say I have now switched the light on, and I can see again. I’m not really that lazy.

10 Things I Can’t Be Bothered To Do.

1. Put the cardboard from the empty toilet rolls in the recyling bag. I like them where they are.

2. Get changed out of my work clothes into my home clothes.

3. Walk to the freezer and get some dinner out.

4. Cook dinner.

5. Finish the rest of this list.

6. Ditto

7. Ditto

8. Ditto

9. Ditto

10. Ditto.

I did pay a visit to Farmville earlier on. I must play it properly, or at least consider playing it properly. My farm is looking a bit empty.

Also, it seems that while I’ve been away from it, 2 of the cats have formed a relationship and are openly kissing in front of another couple of cats, and 2 of them have fallen out and turned their backs on each other. I don’t know, I leave them for a couple of days and all hell breaks loose.

Do I let the cats carry on their relationship in the hope of having some kittens? Should I mediate between the 2 cats that have fallen out?

Nah, I can’t be bothered.


Perking Up.

Saturday 23 January 2010

You’ll be pleased to know I’m perking up after a busy couple of days. It’s the weekend and I don’t have to work. I have my metaphorical slippers and smoking jacket on, I’m sitting in my rocking chair smoking my pipe and watching the world go by to the sounds of the Real Tuesday Weld.

I’m actually not doing that at all.

I’m sitting writing this, whilst having a soup that’s come all the way from Slovakia. I only intended to pop to Tesco, but found myself jumping on a plane instead. I’ve just got back.

If you don’t believe me, here’s a picture.

It’s very nice.

Here’s some more Real Tuesday Weld, from the album The London Book Of The Dead.

I love London too. I miss it, I used to go there all the time but I hardly ever go now. Maybe next weekend I’ll go away there for some get-away time.

Here’s their website http://www.tuesdayweld.com and there’s some wonderful Radio Clerkenwell podcasts here too. Enjoy